Well Hello There

My best-friend practically held a gun to my head demanding I start a blog. "Of what?" I asked. She said that would come later, so here we are. I, honestly, assume no one will read it. But, what the hell?! I named it Gut Mumbles as I've discovered that our guts have a lot to say, a lot of important things...but they're fairly inarticulate and kind of hush-hush. No offense gut. It's like getting directions from someone with a thick accent. Their message is crucial, but ciphering it is painstaking. One must be still and focused...but who's ever still and focused anymore? "Not I" said the pig. (5 points if you remember what story that quote is from!)

Any-old-who, I hate to bore anyone who happens upon this site with my rambling so I'll just leave you my little "Hello, My Name Is..." for nowToodles Poodles!